Its spring, yea and oh shizzly (I don't curse unless being shot at)

so here's a thought that occured to me at 2 in the morning that just happend today that just processed in my mind.

spring is here
spring is really really here. after all the snow storms and rain (more rain will come) spring is finally here. i love to hear or at least read on facebook of all the buddies near and far enjoying spring, its awesome.

Next thought, the bad side. The GF and my Mother, here we go. The both demonstrated that this isn't going to work with them being in the same house. She (GF) doesn't wanna come out of the basement, and the queen being the queen needs things to be done. Normally I'm not involved in the inner house spring cleaning, I'm all out doors before allergy season sets in, pain is a comin. Yesterday or just a few hours ago I should say, my mother tried a BS way to try and get me to shampoo the entire living room. WTF for me if you really know me, I can shampoo and do most if not all boring inner house stuff, but just don't BS me about it, just tell me to do the whole thing, don't give me a bottle of spot cleaner and tell me to clean up the spots that I put there from taking food to the basement. BTW, I've never shampoo'ed the carpet, maybe a section but never the whole thing.

Lets add in the GF, she hates going up stairs, she's scared too, don't really blame her, I stepped in her flip flops. I asked her if she could help out, don't know why, was trying to incorporate her in to the mix of things, it failed. She did what I asked her (more like negotiated with a foreign country that didn't want anything to do with my war) and returned to the basement. LOL, next up comes an angry queen, I clean like the typical me (guy I guess). I see a spot or spots, I clean just those and leave the rest alone, she gets mad cause I didn't do the entire carpeted area of the living room (its wall to wall). To me, I'm like, um ya, uh huh, grab my crab cake dinner and go back down stairs.

Today ladies and gents, well mostly ladies (all 8 of you as of today) I have an accounting exam to study for, its important, it seems to have the makings of a thorn in my side like c++ was for my undergrad degree.
I hope the girly gets the hint, jumps in the ride without to much of her fanfare, and were in Strayer owings mills, she's on the pc, and I'm studying accounting. I would do better if she weren't there (some times she's a bit needy and some how isn't able to function independently of me, kinda sad I know, but she's still a noob here, well not really. ) but alas I can't abandon her to spring cleaning queen. I know what will happen. Oh the whinning and complaining that will go on. FML and LOL.

the lamb

so I tried to make lamb in a crock pot and it came out bla, my mother would love it, but I don't, so ehh.

Sex and Masters Degrees

here I sit on the last 2 weeks of class:
2 papers to do
1 presentation
1 online assignment
2 finals.

so much fun to be had.
The GF wants to feed me partially digested earth for health reasons.
After last night, I understand why she wants to kill me. Its bad when I get bored during sex and just stopped. I know thats bad but, ehh.

The new friend got a job as a corrections officer in VA, thats going to be an odd one to see.
I like crock pots, this will be my second meal created in one. The lamb will be ready around 9pm.
Shure headphones suck, but then again, I have to sample the 120 variety of shure compared to bose.
I shop more at the grocery store now then anywhere else.

One thing that still bothers me out side of life and whats written above, she's still weak. Still waiting on that day that Net wifey said would come, the day where she takes and stand and says frak it, and balls,  for a lack of a female term, grow. Would hate to have to break up with her before that day or have the break up cause that day. We will see what the future holds, no marriage till I see strength. I could be wrong, I know I am.
She's weak, I hate weakness.

pre patty weekend

so met a new friend, got a few new gadgets, a custom zippo lighter, lunch with friends, had a pretty good weekend. Feel a lil bad about leaving the girly alone on satuday, but it did some good, can't be around her all the time, I just wish she would get some friends already. She's not the most social thing (not really a thing) but g'z. I remember on one of her forums that she showed me, it said that the key to a great woman was having friends, she doesn't really have any in bmore. Oh well, God, she needs friends.

its small. Your safer in a war zone than baltimore city.
You only live once.

or job help, giving it by saying the military is hiring, and then getting the uhh look, the military isn't that bad. There may be a chance of death, but

It seems to work in dc you need to join the military, get a clearance, survive, get out then sign up for jobs in dc. Kinda getting tired of being asked f