I like blogo for its simplicity
09 July 2010
03 June 2010
Afghanistan
I know its been ages, but I got a new job that took me overseas to afghanistan.
My new job is IT based, and I love it. its the job I had to fly half way around the world to get according to Shivy who I would have been married to for a month or so by now. (another story for another time).
I know you all miss, I miss most of you.
Who has questions
26 April 2010
Thoughts of the AM
Women and words, they mean more to them than they really should.
My Thai friend has started a small obsession with black men (I'm not making matters for her any better by showing her BBC porn) I gave her a few movie recommendations as to see a good example with "why did I get married", and "why did I get married too". She's gotten to the point where she wants to see me in the nude, lol. I would, but the GF would loose her mind and end my life. I am claimed property in woman world.
Apple is playing with my emotions again. They took the money twice, and put it back twice. I'm just at the point where I will wait till this summer to get one when there in a wider availability and won't cause me grief.
I see that my two dominate groups of friends are the Dominicans and my Nigerians, in third comes the Thai , which only has one person in the group, but we chat enough for them to be on the scale.
Lets talk jobs on the table.
1.HS - I signed up for them ages ago and remain my top choice for all the options they offer.
2. Aerotek (Cliff, he's awesome) - various tech jobs in DC, its just a job, not looking for much from these types of positions with the five sided building.
3. Afghan - 97k - 100k+ for doing a contract job in afghan, not bad. One draw back, the Girly will miss me. Pro's out weigh the cons, I'm going if given the chance, I'll leave that decision to God and AEcom.
4. Tamp - Lockeed M. in tampa has me down, they haven't made any decisions, and as per normal, I'm not holding my breath.
My sponsoring parental unit is on me about signing up everywhere, but in baltimore, no one is hiring for the money or of worth here, so I have to go elsewhere. I'm sure she would love for me to work here for $11/hr as long as she doesn't have to pay someone to do her professionally kept yard. If you have seen my yard, you know u have to pay for it to look like that if you were someone else.
I would love to say its time for me to leave baltimore, but every time I see an opening, I'm denied. What does He/She have in store for me, I have no clue.
21 April 2010
Wednesday of CrockPottery
we went to the 5th reg armories job fair, no parking, so I used my mil id and parked inside. We went upstairs to a good turn out and what we found out later to be a poor selection of jobs. If your looking for something low paying and dead end with the exception of the fire and police department, that was the place to be.
Tuesday - we did notta
Wed - Cliff woke me up (he's my aerotek recruiter) and asked me if I wanted a job doing tech stuff in bethesda/pentagon, I accepted. Hours later, the GF and I are in her pre screen for some job she applied to yesterday at the job fair. While I was out in the parking lot sleeping I got a call for AEcom, an overseas company, we chatted, all went well, lets see what happens. I still have another job still processing my paper work, but I'm not holding my breath.
We shopped for food, I'm using both crock pots tonight to do tangy chicken and "to much cheese mac n cheese". So far as I write this, I'm cooking also. The mac n cheese is super creamy.
2morrow, I plan on doing more gardening, the GF and I are doing a starter flower garden, fun fun.
14 April 2010
TSX
we went to check out cars, used of course, and it was like so cool.
she sat me down to read her blog, it was all doom and gloom, she's not a happy person.
if anyone else were to sit down and read it, they would think I'm the worst boyfriend in the world.
Aerotek wants me to go to work at the navy yard, cool.
ARL hasn't called back yet, not really worried if they do.
Some other company wants me to go to Kings Bay, GA, thought that was pretty cool.
all in all with the gloomy gf, all is well.
08 April 2010
iFat
ate to much since yesterday
GF made bread, yea
her bread is deadly always puts me to sleep
had an interview, it went well, will apply to one more temp job 2morrow
iPad comes later this month
taxes come in
the mood of the GF is good to frustrated, damn the weather its about her mood.
a happy GF is a good GF. when she's not, hide in another country.
I like lindt chocolate truffles, I have 4 bags I eat casually.
I drink liquor casually, which is why I have such a large collection or had, still trying to give it away.
she's sitting on the couch eating cream cheese and crackers.
cheese, she has cheese.
06 April 2010
Dont tell the GF
I just saw why did I get married, the first one, and I want to see the second.
she helped me through it, I held her arm and leg, I think she can still use them to get through the movie, it was just that painful.
were going to see the second one
05 April 2010
02 April 2010
01 April 2010
"whats that you say"
today was the day of awesome.
cleaned the basement
repaired a trash can
donated
fixed a pc
had pizza that was the same thickness as a sheet of paper
saw and old friend, poked her
tormented the GF
oh yea
29 March 2010
The Sine wave of emotion
That's when our retarded day started. The chick at the front was all fraked up.
Pants hanging off her ass, inefficiency with the fries, we had one fresh order and one cold one. There are more complaints about that 20 minuts of super unproffesionalism, but damn, If i thought anything would could have been done I would have called already.
Our next bout of retardedness was at walmart, people forgot how to walk. GF normally has issues with this, but today the other humans took the cake.
Next incident of retarded ness was at my bank or credit union. This chick took forever to deposit money, normally the two service lanes are slower but for some reason three customers cleared the service lanes before she even got off one deposit.
I purchased new wiper blades, one rainx blade ($20) and one generic blade. I installed them, and wow, the really expensive blade works wonders, the generic is ok, but the rainx blade surprises me.
went to bed with a crying GF
woke up to a crying GF
1.5 days of complaints
OH Joy, 4 years n going.
1.How to walk with others
2. The poles on the street
3.Failed ideas, need to get over them
Hell, if she could learn to maintain calm and cool and get over things, LIFE would be awesome for her.
25 March 2010
this week, the week of exams.
Results were mixed, got a few laughs but oh well.
2 more exams to do.
lil worried about books, but i know something will come down the pipe.
Anniversary weekend, 4 years on saturday.
19 March 2010
Otakon
I wanna get my own hotel room, call up the homies cause its going down.
GF is mad about the idea of course, but she probably doesn't realize that its otakon.
only time of the year I can completely be myself, don't think she likes the idea of her not coming.
Oh Well, its otakon, whoooooo (rumpsringa).
Dear Ashely
P. Mofo
The cycle
I just have to deal with the backlash later.
Then I blog again
Then deal with that backlash
Then I blog again
Then backlash
Then blog
backlash
blog
backlash
Its a vicious cycle.
Its spring, yea and oh shizzly (I don't curse unless being shot at)
spring is here
spring is really really here. after all the snow storms and rain (more rain will come) spring is finally here. i love to hear or at least read on facebook of all the buddies near and far enjoying spring, its awesome.
Next thought, the bad side. The GF and my Mother, here we go. The both demonstrated that this isn't going to work with them being in the same house. She (GF) doesn't wanna come out of the basement, and the queen being the queen needs things to be done. Normally I'm not involved in the inner house spring cleaning, I'm all out doors before allergy season sets in, pain is a comin. Yesterday or just a few hours ago I should say, my mother tried a BS way to try and get me to shampoo the entire living room. WTF for me if you really know me, I can shampoo and do most if not all boring inner house stuff, but just don't BS me about it, just tell me to do the whole thing, don't give me a bottle of spot cleaner and tell me to clean up the spots that I put there from taking food to the basement. BTW, I've never shampoo'ed the carpet, maybe a section but never the whole thing.
Lets add in the GF, she hates going up stairs, she's scared too, don't really blame her, I stepped in her flip flops. I asked her if she could help out, don't know why, was trying to incorporate her in to the mix of things, it failed. She did what I asked her (more like negotiated with a foreign country that didn't want anything to do with my war) and returned to the basement. LOL, next up comes an angry queen, I clean like the typical me (guy I guess). I see a spot or spots, I clean just those and leave the rest alone, she gets mad cause I didn't do the entire carpeted area of the living room (its wall to wall). To me, I'm like, um ya, uh huh, grab my crab cake dinner and go back down stairs.
Today ladies and gents, well mostly ladies (all 8 of you as of today) I have an accounting exam to study for, its important, it seems to have the makings of a thorn in my side like c++ was for my undergrad degree.
I hope the girly gets the hint, jumps in the ride without to much of her fanfare, and were in Strayer owings mills, she's on the pc, and I'm studying accounting. I would do better if she weren't there (some times she's a bit needy and some how isn't able to function independently of me, kinda sad I know, but she's still a noob here, well not really. ) but alas I can't abandon her to spring cleaning queen. I know what will happen. Oh the whinning and complaining that will go on. FML and LOL.
16 March 2010
the lamb
Sex and Masters Degrees
2 papers to do
1 presentation
1 online assignment
2 finals.
so much fun to be had.
The GF wants to feed me partially digested earth for health reasons.
After last night, I understand why she wants to kill me. Its bad when I get bored during sex and just stopped. I know thats bad but, ehh.
The new friend got a job as a corrections officer in VA, thats going to be an odd one to see.
I like crock pots, this will be my second meal created in one. The lamb will be ready around 9pm.
Shure headphones suck, but then again, I have to sample the 120 variety of shure compared to bose.
I shop more at the grocery store now then anywhere else.
One thing that still bothers me out side of life and whats written above, she's still weak. Still waiting on that day that Net wifey said would come, the day where she takes and stand and says frak it, and balls, for a lack of a female term, grow. Would hate to have to break up with her before that day or have the break up cause that day. We will see what the future holds, no marriage till I see strength. I could be wrong, I know I am.
She's weak, I hate weakness.
15 March 2010
pre patty weekend
10 March 2010
09 March 2010
She's crazy
I'm using it to cook for her
so she's super happy.
thats all i'm going to say.
08 March 2010
Yooooooo
its get stuff done week, so I'm in get stuff done mode.
mOst of the snow around the castle is gone, so I we can start cleaning up trash left by our wonder neighbors.
On the academic side of life, I have like 2 papers, and a bunch of other stuff to do.
On the GF side of life, she's recovered from the 3 day spat of crying and asking why, yatta. She made red beans n rice for me today, my mom was surprised. LOL.
Shivy's secret kitchen is almost done, she just needs a crock pot and she's good. We did a bit of shopping on saturday night, and ended up with a lot of boxes, we didn't feel like hearing what the queen would say so we disposed of the evidence.
The Friends are fine, seems like everyone is getting new phones or BB's. wonder whats next.
Good news to my apple fans, the ipad will be available to order this friday, both versions, 3G version here I come.
I figured out my sound bar, for some reason it goes with the increase in volume of how the music or media is made, pretty cool, it has a normalizer button, but I turned it off when listening to house, it was killing the bass, we know I love bass.
All is well today.
Army news - I passed my PT test so I'm good for a year, and can get promoted. Sammie my sonsumate follower and mentee passed also.
Funny things came from her all weekend long, its amazing the stuff that happens when U learn more about people. She told me about how the dudes she finds turn out to be total wusses and they profess there love for her, and being that she has man like tendencies, she gets pissed. To funny. I twitted one of her quotes, "Do you have Manhood" - Sammie.
05 March 2010
wow, what a bomb that has been dropped
02 March 2010
01 March 2010
27 February 2010
saturday
got the GF's nails done
got the massage done
went to mcdonalds
did a lil walking around columbia
saw a lil asian friend working her ass off
GF's forums are awesome
- What are you thoughts on wives submitting to their husbands in marriage? What about in pre-marital relationships?
Here's my fav topic of the day by her forums,
- Women don't wanna be approached, so how are they supposed to meet people.
kinda interesting
25 February 2010
Nigerians aren't all bad, some are insanely awesome.

happy Cutie Pic
22 February 2010
Monday
She and her crew went on a ski trip to Boston, Her Super Man was supposed to join them by flying from the ATL to Boston, the airlines fraked him. She was super sad, wish I could have been there with a shot of Tequila and a hug.
The GF and I started out early today thanks to my aunt needing me to move my car. I wanted to get rid of stuff in my foot lockers and help rid the the house of junk so, we did. We went into the garage, started there, dropped off stuff to good will, got her hair done, shopping, had food, purchased DJ Hero and all was well.
While on the way back she posed this question - If your 15 year old daughter asked you could she get married, what would your answer be.
I said hell yea, I'm paying for the honey moon, and I'm only doing it once. Then I would ask, where are you living. If here, there will be requirements, Summer jobs, buy me a new TV and help out.
Then she asked what if your kids came to you and said they were having sex. My reply, that would make me happy as hell, why, they came to me and told me, I must be doing something hella right if there not hiding anything from me.
Everyone says I'm going to make a great and interesting dad, we shall see.
20 February 2010
Iraqi Saturday.
I have more wonderful news which I'm excited for, I got new stuff, bags and new army cool info.
lets start with bags.. We wen't and got new stuff since were going to iraq this summer, so we turned in old green stuff and got shiny new digital stuff. Being that I'm a bag whore, I brought the big ruck sack home since were doing VA next month, subject to change.
Who is SGT.Moss, some skinny female sergeant that I seem to not know. Why is this, she's quiet to the brotha's and doesn't talk much, so hmmmm.
My padawan and I are so happy, why we get to do hardcore year long tech support, and we can't wait, brinig it on.
I see why God loosed me from my job, were going on like these 2 week at a time training classes, so it fits in my life.
Who knows what ABCS is (army something computer systems ?)
we have some smart idiots in our signal company. They ask question that were answered if they would have listened.
thinking 3 idiots now.
The GF is pissed, mad, angry, sad when I told her the most happy news, would like to go out with other happier people and celebrate this happy news, but thats now prudent. So I will just go to bed. GF greed is a motha.
My Mother is taking it a lil better, since she's been through this before, she's a lil more ok with this than the GF is, so yeah, I'm still excited.
19 February 2010
Friday
I have 4 followers
and I know they don't read this everyday, oh well, who cares, they or some will get around to reading this oneday.
any who, GF's are awesome, a good one is hard to find, I think I might be among the small percentage that finds a wife and disapears from society's eyes, which is a good thing.
we did a lot yesterday.
I got my routers so I can pursue my ccna in my way aka hands on hardware.
Would like to thank thee almighty for all of this and the router man of the north.
we did a lil shopping yesterday, crocs were on sale for 10$, I got my first pair. I see what jason see's in them, they are comfy, don't try and run to fast in them, there not for running.
I have to print out 6 sexy models and put them on the routers and switches, the routers will get my top 3 favs, while the switches will get my some what harder working models. This is how my mind works, and trust me it will work out well.
I have drill today, saturday and sunday. Were turning in stuff to get new stuff to mob this summer. Yea gortex, gotta go, car needs warming. Later.
17 February 2010
the wednesday after
Got a call from Cisco man of the north, I have to get my routers 2morrow and get my cisco on so I can be of use when desert time comes. I must be of use. Damn the nec (they said I don't take initiative, ha frakers)
Studied for my exam, shoveled snow.
Remembered I have other online HW.
I studied the wrong thing for my accounting exam, life suck there, but I can recover.
I will now finish watching the hurt locker with the girl.
16 February 2010
This is shocking to me, I'm an ass man, but the boobies are a close friend. I always thought they were changed daily like the lower section of underwear, wow, wowwwww, OMG wow. I will now support the bra buying habit, even though the GF doesn't have one. I like the boobies, and they will be clothed in awesomeness.
I got fired today
In November of last year, I landed a job as a IT rep for Ross Technologies (he named names, oh snap). The job was described as something new and interesting everyday. I would go places, meet people, do meetings, hob knob with the general officers. None of that happened, not in the least, it was something completely different. The job really turned out to be sitting there try to answer emails helping with problems that you have to be there for a year or two before you can help or answer questions. I read all the regs, stigs, literature, training, did extra training, and it still wasn't enough.
Don't forget about the other debacle that led to this moment (the falling asleep incident, etc.)
Now lets take the fact that someone said I didn't take initiative, after last weeks snowpacalypse, that was blown out of the water. Let me reiterate what went on during snowmageddon. I drove a hummer in extreme maryland winter conditions aiding the fire department. It was also said I wasn't proactive, ha ha ha ha ha, that was blown out of the water too.
According to my mother, they fired me for going with the guard doing the state emergency, I don't know how you all feel about it, but damn, I kinda agree.
LMAO.
I went shopping after the canning, got the GF uggs, got my self a blazer, hung out with the girlies, and called it a day.
14 February 2010
So its the GF's First day out after being snowed in for like a week. She's shoveled snow in my absence, Go wifey. So we digg a lil more, get my car out and hit our fav mall, well mine, she doesn't have one yet. Keep in mind its sunday, Valentines day (vagina day according to former island wifey), and the second day most people had free from the snow. I'm distracted, will finish later
The other is charles, he's a baltimore county fire dept. medic. If you read the previous post or blog, U will understand what I went through, and now feel his pain.
My Theory on Mixing the races
during my time with the BCFD I noticed something, the all white crews, there was only one, were dry as hell when it came to personality. The mixed crews were like a party waiting to happen as soon as 3 or more people were in the room.
Lets throw in the P.Mofo perspective for a sec. Imagine looking at a wall that was the same color for a year, would drive you nuts, well I would think so. Now imagine the wall where there are colors and there always changing, dynamic. What would make for a better visual experience, the lone color or an ever changing wall.
Where I have been for 8 days.
After being snowed in for like never, I am getting back to my normal routine.
While others were trapped in a house, I was out with the the National Guard and Baltimore County Fire department rescuing people. It was pretty damn exhilarating.
Large Middle Finger to who ever said I don't take initiative, and I'm not motivated. Sit on it and spin.
I have a bit of home work to catch up on, and more snow to shovel at home.
I have some selfish ass cousins (Tiffi's dad, I'll tell you about cousin Tiffi, she's awesome). I'm out doing awesome things, this fraker just diggs himself a path to the car pad clears himself a space.
My GF clears walk ways around the house, and he just clears notta.
She deems him "worthless and found wanting". He sat there and watched her shovel out a pathway.
I got a first hand look at how a fire department works. Its pretty interesting to see what they go through, what they have to deal with, and how they got to where they are now. There are some race issues in there also. Did I also mention I have a cousin (Charles) who is a County medic, I felt his pain. Every five seconds, the medics are gone, every hour or so, the engine was gone, every half a day, the truck was gone. To those of you who don't know, the truck is the hook n ladder, the engine is the one with all the hoses, and the medic is the ambulance. During state emergencies, where they need national guard help, they add our hummers to the mix. We can blast through snow, so much fun.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
05 February 2010
2. Download the client / program
-its free
3. Install it
4. Go to thepiratebay.org
Iz Friday Biotches
Makes me almost forget about the nosy bitch who damn near has me out of a job, why, house doesn't put you to sleep. It has me remembering that today is someone's day of birth, he he, lol, yes I'm laughing, my over powered image of the birthday girl always has me rolling as my imagination takes over when I think of her. Can U say Violence.
My Thai hottie remember it was my bday, and then proceded to call me old, she's only like a few years younger than me, I'll remind her when its time. Love how women fear getting old, its funny.
Today's financial plan:
1. Pay Myself (what toy will I get today)
2. Invest in my education (routers, switches)
3. Pay bills
Oh shizzle, its Jill Scott on the pod cast.
I love how house dj's, the mozarts of our day, take an artist and make them better.
Jill Scott is good on her own, but once a house DJ gets a hold of her, she's awesome.
If someone would remix India Arie, awesomeness, same with Corine Bailey Rae, and other talented female solo artist.
A good FB friend and I are having the talk on why she should buy an iPad, being that she's a college student right now, I say don't unless you have the cash to burn.
My Reason's that I'm getting one come April.
1. Its a bigger iPod touch
2. It will have 3g for 30 a month
3. Apple makes it
Can't get any simpler can it.
04 February 2010
Router Sexiness
Psichomofo is an Angel Also
Post Founder Thoughts
thursday, the day of the founder
As I sit here emptying my mind of thoughts for the am while listening to dance department. I wonder what God has in store fore me today. By the way, I'm sitting here typing this with my head laid back on the back of my office chair, with my eyes closed. I'm sure if some branch chief were to walk by again, she would say I’m sleeping, again.
Anyway, on with the thoughts of the day.
I got an email last night while in class from the VP and Founder of my lil tech company founded by and for women and minorities ( love the concept). Things must be bad if its had to go this far or is this how much they care, I'm going with care given there track record with me and the other employee's (Anthony's Dad), there Cool. So I get to sit or chat with him about what’s going on with me and my inter actions with my current position. There have been reports of my conduct being some what lacking. Well that’s always the case no matter where I go, just my life. But least someone took the time to actually ask me and I get to say: WTF is this shizzlay. I was told one thing when I was offered this job, I probably had my expectations ramped and really to high, but frak man, this is some BS.
For what it really is, its a government job truly dedicated to keeping track of the on going battle and saga of the faction to the north and how there fighting a loosing battle to keep there identity. My Senior who has been dealing with this insanity since OCT of 2008 is awesome at this sort of thing, I guess that’s just how he is and how he's been crafted to deal with this, me on the other hand, not quite so, I'm apple like in my thinking and interactions. I'm glad I have an iMac to work on (YIPPY, he he he, ha ha), I live eat, breath and sleep the KISS principle, its like my life.
The KISS principle is an old military acronym for Keep It Simple Soldier. We could go on to break it down a lil farther, but I'd rather keep is simple. It just means what ever you do, just keep it simple, for when u over complicate it, things just go badly. Example, taking out the trash, simple, I just takes out the trash, its just one step. Women in general are our over thinkers on many things and would have trouble keeping things simple. I always stand by the belief that everything is simple and it’s only us that complicates it.
I think I was talking about my on coming talk with the Founder here; I love how I can get off track with things. So what I'm going to say:
I was told this job was going to be exciting and something new and interesting was going to happen every day.
Interaction with angry people would happen on a day to day basis.
I would have to let go of actually putting my hands on the problem machine.
This isn't a tech intensive job
There was more to this, but that’s the general Idea. You know how they hype up, or over generalize a job advertisement. The job didn't turn out to be any of that, it turned out to be . . . let try this for a general idea:
I spent my first two months really not doing anything. I went to meetings, met people, got set up, which was about it. My daily schedule in all honesty was, get here, read email that had nothing to do with me, and sleep for half the day till work out time. Yes I do work out; the small gym here is great. There is one hot somewhat ghetto chick, Red Sonya and kettle bells (I love kettle Bells). After the afternoon killing of myself I would find food in my stash, which most of the time constitutes me eating noodles in a microwave I kind of burnt down. (story for another time) After lunch its normaly 2ish, so I have 2 hours left in the day since I get here at 7 am every morning, give or take 10 min. 4pm rolls around and its finally, time to go home, but first a fight with 695.
95 south is no problem, its always free flowing, 80 mph the whole way, but once you hit 695, uggggggg. When you get to 83 south, its smooth sailing. I swear ( I don't really swear) if it wasn't for 695, I would save so much gas. In general thats my daily routine.
In the 2 months I've had this job, I've helped maybe 3 people, which is inline to what the other parts of my official job description, I've gotten 2 real phone calls that I can remember of people actually calling me for help, one of which as it turns out didn't need to happen. I go to meetings that are 90% useless, cause they involve us (jesse & Sean) but they really don't. All Jesse really does once again is keeps track of screw ups, bad behavior of the faction to the north. Then answers emails and calls all day, the man needs a raise, a vacation and sleep. You know what makes it so bad and I can't remember the name of the word or phrase for it, is that he has all the info I need in his head, and when I ask him, he gives me an hour long answer to a simple yes or no question. When I try to help someone on my own, I have to go back to him to get the question answered thus making it pointless to try and help when he’s just going to answer it in the first place. I would love to help out more if something was put in writing or there was some sort of training to this job, wait, does that make me a trained monkey, hope not.
Lets also add in Windows Vista issues, if you know me you know I hate vista and everything that has to work with it. We have this ticket system that is really a POShizzlay. What ever happend to SQL and ODBC so we can make our own reports and queries with eaze. OMG Government tech almost sucks, notice I said almost.
Wish there was more info written down in a place easily findable so I could find it, reference it, use it to answer more questions. All information learned here is by word of mouth, and we know how that goes.
If I'm to stay in this job, I need the training and info sources to do so, and more to do to keep me awake and thinking.
If I'm to leave, I'm going back to actually laying hands on computers, it suits me.