God is Mom and Pop
I'll finish this thought later along with the update on "They need a god to cry to"
its later and I'll do "cry too" also.
Ok, a while back I had a mind blowing thought that put God in the "it makes sense to me" perspective.
In some churches, they teach the holy trinity aka Father, Son, and Holy spirit. Well lets take that concept and throw it away. Lets add in human existence, nature, ying yang (balance of things) and we get God is or has a Mom side and Dad side.
The Mom side is like any typical female mother (yes I said female mother, there are male mothers and female fathers). She nurtures, listens (prayer), gives life, you know mom stuff.
The Dad side like most fathers, takes care of the heavy lifting, building, construction, and discipline.
So when the universe was in its creation stages, She was directing while he was doing the heavy lifting. When ever some one or some group of promised people had issues, they prayed to the mom part, mom bitched to dad, and things got done, destroyed, yatta yatta. It was mom that did all the talking in the old testement, till the day she got tired of talking. Ever notice when the kids of God act up we get spanked, yep, that was the mom dad combo.
A Trinity has 3 factors, the third will be Christ, the son, yes they both got it on and had a kid. The sent him to earth to clean up a mess. He did his job and came home, promising to come back. Imagine Christ as a quater Back of the local state University football team, thats pretty much him.
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