I got fired today

To all of those who asked, here is the answer on why I was fired from my job. this could be a cautionary tale, story of inspiration, or just something to muse you months from now reading this on your iPad sitting on the toilet.

In November of last year, I landed a job as a IT rep for Ross Technologies (he named names, oh snap). The job was described as something new and interesting everyday. I would go places, meet people, do meetings, hob knob with the general officers. None of that happened, not in the least, it was something completely different. The job really turned out to be sitting there try to answer emails helping with problems that you have to be there for a year or two before you can help or answer questions. I read all the regs, stigs, literature, training, did extra training, and it still wasn't enough.

Don't forget about the other debacle that led to this moment (the falling asleep incident, etc.)
Now lets take the fact that someone said I didn't take initiative, after last weeks snowpacalypse, that was blown out of the water. Let me reiterate what went on during snowmageddon. I drove a hummer in extreme maryland winter conditions aiding the fire department. It was also said I wasn't proactive, ha ha ha ha ha, that was blown out of the water too.

According to my mother, they fired me for going with the guard doing the state emergency, I don't know how you all feel about it, but damn, I kinda agree.

LMAO.
I went shopping after the canning, got the GF uggs, got my self a blazer, hung out with the girlies, and called it a day.